Ron Petuano

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol...

1. may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
3. may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4. may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
6. may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
7. may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can`t remember).
8. is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
9. may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Sam.
10. may lead you to believe you are invisible. : :
11. may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
12. may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
13. may actually CAUSE pregnancy.



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